Instructions. By Neil Gaiman

Touch the wooden gate in the wall
you never saw before
Say "please" before you open the latch,
go through,
walk down the path,
A red metal imp hangs from the green -painted front door,
as knocker,
don't touch it; it will bite your fingers.
Walk through the house. Take nothing.
Eat nothing,
However,
if any creature tells you that it hungers,
feed it.
If it tells you it is dirty,
clean it.
If it cries to you that it hurts,
if you can,
ease its pain.

From the back garden you will able
to see the wild wood.
The deep well you walk past leads down
to Winter's realm;
there is another land at the bottom of it.
If you turn around here;
you can walk back, safely;
you will lose no face. I will think no less of you.

Once through the garden you will be
in the wood.
The trees are old. Eyes peer
from the undergrowth.
Beneath a twisted oak sits an old woman.
She may ask for something;
give it to her. She
will point the way to the castle. Inside it
are three princesses.
Do not trust the youngest. Walk on.
In the clearing beyond the castle the
twelve months sit about a fire,
warming their feet, exchanging tales.
They may do favors for you, if you are polite.
You may pick strawberries in December's frost.

Trusts the wolves, but do not tell them
where you are going.
The river can be crossed by the ferry.
The ferryman will take you.
(The answer to his question is this:
If he hands the oar to his passenger, he
will be free to leave the boat.
Only tell him this from a safe distance.)


If an eagle gives you a feather, keep it safe.
Remember: that giants sleep too soundly; that
witches are often betrayed by theirs appetites;
dragons have one soft spot, somewhere, always;
hearts can be well-hidden,
and you betray them with your toungue.
Do not be jealous of your sister;
know that diamonds and roses
are as uncomfortable when they tumble
from one's lips as toads and frogs;
colder, too, and sharper, and they cut.

Remember your name.
Do not lose hope - what you seek will be found.
Trust ghosts. Trust those you have
helped to help you in their turn.
Trust dreams.
Trust your heart, and trust your story.

When you come back, return the way you came.
Favors will be returned, debts be repaid.
Do not forget your manners.
Do not look back.
Ride the wise eagle (you shall not fall)
Ride the silver fish (you will not drown)
Ride the gray wolf (hold tightly to his fur)

There is a worm at the heart of the tower;
that is why it will not stand.

When you reach the little house, the
place your journey started,
you will recognize it, although it will seem
much smaller than you remember.
Walk up the path, and through the garden
gate you never saw before but once,
And then go home. Or make a home.

Or rest.